I had a cold orange yesterday. Actually, I had just the orange - the cold hasn’t gone the full journey. It has parked itself in the highway between my nose and throat. Sniff. Mthhbbbb. Grrrummmp. Sneeeeeeeeeeze. Aachhhhhhooom. God.
How do you spell the sound created by a deep inhalation when your nose is full? I’ve been trying to figure that out for the past few minutes and have been in the process creating such a din here that I better give up lest people put something over my head. Karrrrrrr.