Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Chase Cars or Cats?
When life puts you in a situation that makes you feel like a Dog chasing Cars on the road but you'd rather be a Dog that chases Cats, here are some of the things you could do to bark off the blues (in no particular order).
Chase Cats when life is not looking *chuckle*
Look for Cars with Cats inside them *wink*
Hang out with a community of Dogs that tells you how nice it is to chase cars *make sure you put on a sober expression all the time*
Study, analyze, dissect and write a report on Cars and the differences between chasing a Honda vs Toyota vs Benz vs Ferrari etc *distribute it as a PDF*
Discuss the ethical issues related to the chasing of Cats, with philosophical Dogs *make notes*
(Screech. Stop. Run)