Monday, October 09, 2006

Keep It Short, Stupid

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

:D ah! and ha! as well... :]

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Anonymous said...

George Burns was once sitting on the couch of one of those late night talk shows, smoking a cigar. At the time he may have been ninety. The host stops in mid-sentence and asks, "What does your doctor say about your smoking?"

Burns looks at his cigar, flicks the ash and says in his inimitable way with the best dead-pan delivery, "My doctor's dead."